Homemade Sausage Making

I`m a little worried about Uwanna. He struck a duck and flipped over in his kayak for more than 3 minutes! Yup, just like an overturned turtle. Now he thinks that the Celtics and the Broncos are playing in the World Series tomorrow! Poor guy, once he almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left him before they met! Yesterday he was going around saying, "Alright all you sausage heads... all those who believe in psychokinesis, raise MY hand! He does have a point though... he asked, "If psychics know so much, why do they always ask you for your name?

He must be a brother of mine from different parents!

Hmmmm..... Now I'm worried about you Dick!

I think he needs a double dose of something smoked to clear his head !!

Or perhaps a scintillating, lightly invigorating, libation? A patrilineal yet marmoreal potation having a delectably sweet presentation yet exquisite finishing notes and flavor remembrance that can... really kick butt!

Chuckwagon wrote:Or perhaps a scintillating, lightly invigorating, libation? A patrilineal yet marmoreal potation having a delectably sweet presentation yet exquisite finishing notes and flavor remembrance that can... really kick butt!

You seem to be talking "marmalade", when I have one hell of a time spelling "jam".

He struck a duck and flipped over in his kayak for more than 3 minutes

Ok hold on a minute, first it wasn`t a duck! Everyone knows there are no ducks out on the salt flats! Truth is Ross and I we were frog hunting out on the Utah flats, when Ross ran out of 22 bullets, well you know Ross, and he only brought two bullets thinking I was going to supply him with extra. No sir buddy, I told Ross if you`re out, use your kayak paddle. Well the frogs where leaping left and right, and Ross got so excited, he was swinging at everything. I yelled back to Ross, slow down little buddy your gonna flip the darn kayak. Then later on that evening, after Ross and I had a snack, (we ate sausage rolls he and Nancy made the evening before), I spotted a huge frog up head, and this guy was the size of a basketball. I looked back at Ross and said, this is it buddy, this is your time to shine, he`s all yours! Ross drew back as far as he could with his kayak paddle, his buttons where popping of his jacket! Ross swung so hard that he completely missed the frog and hit the end of my kayak, then flipping us over into the river.

Poor guy, once he almost had a psychic girlfriend

As for the psychic chic (girl friend) she was a fortune teller

Now he thinks that the Celtics and the Broncos are playing in the World Series tomorrow!

Ok nuff said, time to watch the Blue Jays take on the Long Horns.
Later
Uwanna

I think he needs a double dose of something smoked to clear his head !!

I would stop by DDF`s place and stick my head in his oven, that should cure all!
For those who have not read this post:
http://wedlinydomowe.pl/en/viewtopic.ph ... hlight=ddf

The best thing about those salt flats frogs is the legs come already cured and smoke cooking ready.

Ohhhh yeah! Uwanna did you know that Nancy came home last Thursday and sat down on the couch next to Ross as he was flipping through channels with the remote control. She asked, "What's on the TV tonight dear?"
Ross said, "Dust."
Hmmm.... they say Ross will eventually walk again but will always limp.