El Ducko,
My tzaziki is pretty darn easy, but I don't measure anything. It's just something I've made by eyeballing it, but I'll give it a go.
Slice a cuke in 1/2, and use a spoon to remove the seeds. The run it through a food processor or shred the cuke down. Add salt and drain off the water. If you're in a hurry, just let it sit salted for a little while and squeeze it out yourself. Otherwise you can let it sit in a strainer as long as overnight, then give it a gentle squeeze to get as much out when yu're ready to use.
Add the shredded, drained cuke to a couple cups of greek yogurt, add some minced garlic (1-2 cloves, 2 will be pretty darn garlicky if you let it sit a day or two before using). Squeeze in some lemon and that's it! You can use as much or as little cucumber as you want, more and it gives it more of a fresh taste. We make a lot of marinated chicken kabobs that we use the sauce on. Its pretty healthy and quick, that's why we like it!
Never tried any loukanikos so can't speak to that. But I did make some gyro sausage that me and a buddy called our "secret weapon". After reading CW's post about keeping sausage secrets, I guess I don't mind sharing
Again, this is going from memory, but I do believe we wrote it down, I'd just have to find it.
50/50 beef and lamb, ground up with a little pork fat back
kosher salt
marjoram
LOTS of garlic
thyme
rosemary
Black pepper
ice water
We tried out a couple spice mixes until we liked what we got. Tested it out by making burgers. They key is to almost overspice it. Greeks use a lot of seasoning and gyros are no slouch, that's for sure. And we even froze some of the gyro burgers since I ran out of casings before we were done. Those were as good, or even better than the sausage because you got more of the char.
Good luck and let me know how it goes!