Hi New Guys - Introduce Yourself

Chuckwagon · Post by **Chuckwagon** » Thu Nov 01, 2012 03:03

Welcome to WD "JerBQ" in New York state. It`s nice to have you with us pard! Say, I`ve got a question.
If 3 out of 5 people SUFFER from the heartbreak of psoriasis, does that mean that two ENJOY it?
Make yourself at home JerBQ. There are some good folks here.

Best Wishes,
Chuckwagon

Chuckwagon · Post by **Chuckwagon** » Fri Nov 09, 2012 10:23

Two new intelligent members joining us today! How do I know they are smarter than the average bear? Well, they joined Wedliny Domowe didn`t they?

Welcome to WD teddyjones77 in the USA and shagger in Melbourne, Australia. It`s nice to have you fellas with us!

Say, isn`t it about time for some more... "Thrilling Tumbleweed Trivia" - particularly, peculiar, poppycock you probably just couldn`t live without!

- The average American will eat about 11.9 pounds of cereal per year. I don`t know about Australians.
- The State of Florida is larger than England.
- Thomas Edison, light bulb inventor, was afraid of the dark.
- In space, astronauts cannot cry, because there is no gravity, so the tears can't flow.
- Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.
- When the University of Nebraska Cornhuskers play football at home, the stadium becomes the state's third largest city.

Make yourselves at home guys! You`re going to like this place.

Best Wishes,
Chuckwagon

el Ducko · Post by **el Ducko** » Sat Nov 10, 2012 04:50

Chuckwagon wrote: - The average American will eat about 11.9 pounds of cereal per year. I don`t know about Australians.

Which reminds me- - has anyone used Vegemite in sausages? ("Inquiring Minds Want to Know.")

Chuckwagon · Post by **Chuckwagon** » Sat Nov 10, 2012 09:32

Welcome to the finest and most interesting site on the net "imzardoz" in Massachusetts. We`re glad to have you with this bunch of special folks. Pour yourself a cup of hot Arbuckle`s and pull up a log `round the ol` campfire.
Say, do you know what time it is? It`s time for... "Inquiring Minds Really, Really, Want To Know"

What was the best thing before sliced bread?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
If you spin an oriental person in a circle three times, do they become disoriented?

Best Wishes,
Chuckwagon

el Ducko · Post by **el Ducko** » Sun Nov 11, 2012 00:15

Chuckwagon wrote:What was the best thing before sliced bread?

...canned beer.
Or was it canned bread and sliced beer? Many people feel that, had Booker T. and the MGs not invented the bread cannery in the late 1800's as an adjunct to their peanut butter sandwich works, sliced beer would never have been introduced. It made possible the first transcontinental bread cannery in 1891, although some people felt like they were traveling in a sardine can. It was not until the U.S.Navy "tin cans" of WWII that the art of both warfare and ocean travel was truly perfected. ...but by then, everyone preferred flying, so they went on to hurtling through the air in pressurized metal cylinders, and took up slicing beer in canned sizes as a means of conserving peanut butter...

Ahhhhwww, who cares? (hic)

Chuckwagon · Post by **Chuckwagon** » Sun Nov 11, 2012 06:50

Duck, are you in pain?
Does your "condition" require medication?
Oh, you poor, poor, man!

Chuckwagon · Post by **Chuckwagon** » Thu Nov 15, 2012 06:59

Yeee Haaawww!
In life, I`ve learned that the difference between being stupid and being smart, is... there is a limit how smart one can become.

And I`ve found out that one is never too old to learn something stupid. For instance, a "friend" just told me that he had found the "sure cure" for high blood pressure and I should try it immediately. He said, "Simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins." Then he said, "Oh, yes... remember to use a timer".

Hey folks, we`ve got three new members on Wedliny Domowe. Welcome aboard MauiSalumi in Hawaii, "chefshooter" in York, Pennsylvania, and ka_sakis in Athens, Greece. It`s nice to have you folks with us. Make yourselves at home, kick off your boots, pour some cups of hot brown gargle strong enough to "float a Colt", and cozy up to the ol` campfire with this outfit.

Best Wishes,
Chuckwagon

Chuckwagon · Post by **Chuckwagon** » Tue Nov 20, 2012 07:58

We`ve got two new wranglers in the WD outfit today! There`s "khadijakha01" from Karachi, Pakistan, and "larie" from beautiful Brampton, Ontario in Canada. Both rode in on a crisp eastern November wind and both looked a little saddle sore. Hang yer` saddles in the tack room boys and wipe down yer` critters before you join us at the campfire for some Arbuckle`s made with Colorado River water. Later on, we`re having "son of a bee stew" and sourdough biscuits from the Dutch oven, served up with freshly-churned butter and Utah honey. The stew is an old cowboy recipe that drifted north from Texas in about 1880. In the Rockies, we make "son of a bee stew" out of little sons of bees and it`s bad manners not to go back for thirds!
And now it`s time for some, "Thrilling Tumbleweed Trivia" - particularly, peculiar, poppycock you probably just couldn`t live without!

A wasp can sting you several times but a honey bee (our state`s official insect), dies when it stings you only once, leaving the stinger behind. To produce 1 pound of honey requires somewhere around 25,000 trips between the hive and the flowers. A pound of honey contains the essence of about 2 million flowers and the color and flavor of the honey are determined by the flowers from which the nectar is taken.
It`s nice to have you boys with us and we`re sure you`ll like Wedliny Domowe. Come on in and join the chat!

Best Wishes,
Chuckwagon

Chuckwagon · Post by **Chuckwagon** » Sat Nov 24, 2012 01:34

Welcome aboard to "ddude" in Missouri and "Smokin Don" in Wapakoneta, Ohio. It`s nice to have you gents with this crazy bunch of smoke addicts, sausage stuffers, and meat munchers. And now it`s time for some..."Thrilling Tumbleweed Trivia" - particularly, peculiar, poppycock you probably just couldn`t live without!

Hey ddude, do you know how tall the tallest man in the world was? Robert Pershing Wadlow from your state (in St. Louis) was 8 feet, 11.1 inches tall.
And Don, our readers should note that Neil Armstrong (the first man to walk on the moon), came you`re your hometown of Wapakoneta in Ohio.
Pull up some campfire Ddude and Smokin Don, and pour yourselves a couple of cups of brown gargle. You`re going to like this place.

Best Wishes,
Chuckwagon

Chuckwagon · Post by **Chuckwagon** » Mon Nov 26, 2012 13:04

Yee Haaww! Two new members ridin` fer` the WD brand! Welcome to the outfit "cryan1980" in Pennsylvania, and "Somanytoes" in Singapore. I have a little "Saddlebum`s Western Wisdom" just for you two folks.
"If you can tie a clove hitch in your carrot, it`s probably not fresh"!
It`s great to have you folks with us. Pull up some campfire and pour a cup. You`re among friends.

Best Wishes,
Chuckwagon

Chuckwagon · Post by **Chuckwagon** » Wed Nov 28, 2012 04:52

Here now! Lookey there. Four new full-rigged gaffers ridin` into camp today with the WD brand on their broomtails. Say, are you outriders burnin` the breeze in front of the law? Are you among the willows? Have you yahoos been nursin` on the burro milk? Throw yer` rigs over the top rung, cool yer` heels, and join us at the campfire. They`re stringin` whizzers `round the flames today and there`s plenty of Arbuckle`s, so pull up some shade and relax a spell. Nice to have you here folks.
There`s alysa from New York, Andy from Poland, Sandman from Ohio, and GGelissen from Florida. What a good lookin` bunch of buckaroos! Welcome aboard folks.

Best Wishes,
Chuckwagon

Chuckwagon · Post by **Chuckwagon** » Fri Nov 30, 2012 09:19

Welcome MLevere in Arizona. Glad to have you with us at Wedliny Domowe. Say Matthew, isn`t it time for.... "Really, Really, Strange But True!" ?

~ Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
~ The largest hailstone ever recorded was 17.5 inches in diameter - bigger than a basketball.
~ Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails.
~ Owls are the only birds who can see the color blue.
And finally, one that El DuckO can identify with...

~ Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

Best Wishes,
Chuckwagon

Chuckwagon · Post by **Chuckwagon** » Tue Dec 04, 2012 10:52

Yee Haw! Two more good-lookin` and intelligent people joining us at the WD brand today! There`s "chuck01" from Almond, Wisconsin and "BuckFvrLodge" from Cleveland, Ohio. Hang yer` saddles in the tack room boys, then give your hosses some oats and a rubdown. We`ve got some "Bad Attitude Western Beans" in the Dutch oven on the campfire with all the sourdough biscuits and smokey brats you can hold! Hey pards, I`ve got some great, "Seasoned Saddlebum`s Sage Advice" for ya`ll. "Never run downstairs with yer` spurs on"!

Nice to have you with us fellas!

Best Wishes,
Chuckwagon

BuckFvrLodge · Post by **BuckFvrLodge** » Tue Dec 04, 2012 13:41

Thanks for the welcome (Chuck)wagon!

I can't wait to get elbow deep into the abundance of info that appears to be here.

-BFL

el Ducko · Post by **el Ducko** » Wed Dec 05, 2012 02:03

Yeah, it gets pretty deep at times!

Welcome. Enjoy.