Yeee Hawww! We have a new member cowpokes! Say, this wrangler looks familiar. Haven`t I seen you around... Oh no... I recognize you now! You`re the bandito who held up the noon stage from Red Rock Pass! I`d recognize those boots anywhere. Yup and those six-guns are a dead giveaway. Oh stop worrying
EricLam from
Sarawak, Malaysia... we won`t tell the sheriff!
Say there Eric... there's ol' Henry "Halfnote" Harmonize, our "Campfire Choir director". He approached me yesterday just a grinnin` like a weasel in the hen house. He said, "Chuckwagon, you just cain`t sing in the Campfire Choir! You sound like someone forgot to grease the wagon. Why... Your voice is enough to make a she-wolf jealous. Goodness, Chuck... why are you trying to punish the air? You sound like a burro with a bad cold!"
Then, looking pleased as a pup with 2 tails, he skulked away, still looking just like a jack ass eatin` cactus!
Well!
I`ll fix his wagon! I`ll show up at the next practice with my banjo! I`ll give that ol` curmudgeon a blast of banjo blasphemy! You know... something like a cross between Beethoven bluegrass and Bela Bartok bolero! Shucks, he`ll feel like he was run over by a bad break-dancer in a disgusting discotheque.
It`s nice to have you with us EricLam in Sarawak, Malaysia. We hope you`ll enjoy Wedliny Domowe. You`ll find some nice folks at this address.
Best Wishes,
Chuckwagon