Hi Red, What? You never saw a ten pound tongue?

Out here in the wide open spaces, we get lonely tendin` the herd at night. Sooooo... we round up the most talented ten of the herd and teach them musical skills. After a year or so, all ten are taken to the County Fair where they perform the CanCan on stage. The get so much recognition that they all start to swell with pride. Some go way over the top with this swelling up in pride thing and yes they become very large. I`ve had to take them back to the herd one at a time... each on a flat-bed 18-wheeler. It`s quite a site. A cow get spoiled with recognition and starts "lounging" on its back, wearing sunglasses and drinking lemonade while traveling down the highway on a flat-bed 18-wheel semi-trailer truck! Their ego is further fed as people stare and applaud as the danged animal goes by them on the freeway! Of course they continue to swell with pride until... their tongues weigh upwards of ten pounds!
And now, the rest of the story. The average cow moves its jaw (and tongue) 40,000 to 60,000 times per day. The average Bull-Shipper wags his tongue 200,000 times a day! And yawooops! Oh boy, another misprint. In my hurry to post, I meant to quote from my tongue recipe in the MRI. In the directions, it reads as follows:
Tongues from cattle vary in weight but if you are selective, you can find fresh, clean tongues from younger steers averaging about 3 pounds each. On the ranch, we used at least three of them to make a batch of about ten pounds.
Some people hesitate to eat beef tongue because of its appearance. Others consider it only a food for low-income populations. (Their loss!) Some fear the texture will be tough or rough. In fact, many fine cooks consider beef tongue to be a delicacy. It is widely considered the most flavorful among commonly eaten tongues - including lamb and pork. It can become tender and more appetizing in appearance when properly prepared. Because it is a muscle, beef tongue is high in protein, low in sodium, and contains no sugar or carbohydrates, making it an ideal food for people on low-carb, low-glycemic, or high protein diets. As an added benefit, it is also high in vitamin B-12, which boosts the production of red blood cells.
Red, in my rush (and half-awake state), it came out like El Ducko... (just plain goofy!). I inadvertently intimated ten "each" instead of ten pound "batch" (of three). I thank you for bringing this to my attention.
Best Wishes,
Chuckwagon