I started this idea out as a tongue-in-cheek (well, okay, beak) submission, but I think that maybe I might have something. ...or not.
To carry the plans one step further (and to involve our valuable Aussie friends), let's go for a fermented sausage, using Vegemite. Wikipedia sez it's "dark brown Australian food paste made from yeast extract."
They go on to say, "It is a spread for sandwiches, toast, crumpets and cracker biscuits as well as a filling for pastries. It is similar to British, New Zealand and South African Marmite, Australian Promite, Swiss Cenovis and German Hefeextrakt.
"Vegemite is made from brewers' yeast extract, a by-product of beer manufacturing, various vegetables, wheat and spice additives. It is salty, slightly bitter and malty, and rich in umami - similar to beef bouillon. The texture is smooth and the product is a paste. It is not as intensely flavoured as British Marmite and it is less sweet than the New Zealand version of Marmite."
It's yeast, not bacteria. Still, though, it sounds a bit like our "Project B" Mettwurst, maybe? I dunno. I haven't made it that far, due to lack of equipment. But you guys out there with temperature/humidity control might just come up with something.
...and hopefully, nobody gets hurt. (...especially me.)
