Hi New Guys - Introduce Yourself

Chuckwagon · Post by **Chuckwagon** » Tue Nov 15, 2011 04:16

Welcome aboard Sgtfury in Leesburg, Virginia. Kick off yer` spurs and join us `round the campfire. Hey sarge, here`s some saddlebum`s western advice for you. "If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is probably not for you." We`re glad that you`ve joined us Sgtfury.

Best Wishes,
Chuckwagon

Chuckwagon · Post by **Chuckwagon** » Tue Nov 15, 2011 23:55

Welcome aboard to two new members today! First up is "Boerewors" in Pretoria in the northern Gauteng Province in South Africa. I`m not sure all you sausage grinders know that Pretoria is a city inside a city. Yup, it is contained within the city of Tshwane. And get this... Pretoria is only one of three capitals of South Africa. The other two are Cape Town (the legislative capital of the country), and Bloemfontein, the judicial capital. Pretoria serves as the executive capital of S. Africa.
Next, Blazevski joins us from Skopje. No, no, that is not a city in Alberta, Canada! Skopje is in Macadonia... you know, the former FSR Yugoslavia. It is the city that was hit by a tragically devastating 6.1 eathquake in July, 1963. I was just a snotty teen at the time, but I remember it well. Although it was only 6.1 in magnitude, the quake killed 1,070 people, injured 4,000 and left 200,000 people homeless. It is estimated that 80% of the city was completely destroyed. Rebuilt with planning and organization, today`s Skopje is the industrial center of Macadonia. Welcome aboard Boerewors and Blazevski. We`re glad to have you with us.

Best Wishes,
Chuckwagon

Chuckwagon · Post by **Chuckwagon** » Thu Nov 17, 2011 02:11

Welcome aboard smoker lar in Wisconsin. Here is some saddlebum western horse sense for you. "The most important rule in a gunfight is: Always win! - and cheat like hell if necessary."

It`s good to have you with us Larry.

Best Wishes,
Chuckwagon

Jason · Post by **Jason** » Thu Nov 17, 2011 04:58

Thanks for the warm welcome Chuckwagon! I hope to learn a lot from you guys on making sausage and everything else related to this site.

Chuckwagon · Post by **Chuckwagon** » Wed Nov 23, 2011 08:18

A great big welcome to two new members! First is 1_Sindy in Alberta, Canada and then Papa Mike in Cheyenne Wells. Mike, I`m going to assume that is the town just south of Burlington, Colorado on Highway 40. I spent a night there in the dangdest thunderstorm on earth. You folks have some really crazy weather on the eastern Colorado flat land.

And Sindy from beautiful Alberta - home to the greatest rodeo on earth! Welcome aboard folks. We`re glad to have you with us.

Best Wishes,
Chuckwagon

Chuckwagon · Post by **Chuckwagon** » Sun Nov 27, 2011 10:07

We`ve got two new members. Welcome aboard Selvage9 in Bangalore, India and SausageBoy in the USA. Here`s some saddle-bum western wisdom for you new folks: If you are going to try cross-country skiing, be sure to start with a small country.

Nice to have you with us guys!

Best Wishes,
Chuckwagon

Chuckwagon · Post by **Chuckwagon** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 08:21

Welcome aboard animals in Greenville. I`m guessing that`s in South Carolina. There are also Greenvilles in Texas, Ohio, Alabama. Wisconsin, Michigan, Maine, Pennsylvania, New York, and... (whew)... a whole bunch of other places. Tell us animals, are you south of the Mason-Dixon Line? Just throw your bedroll in the bunkhouse and join us for poker in the ranch house! We`re usin` MY deck tonight.

Jacks or better to open! Good to have you with us animals.
Best Wishes,
Chuckwagon

Chuckwagon · Post by **Chuckwagon** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 00:48

Here`s a robust, rhetorical, reception to three new members today!

Yup pards, all three are the good lookin` and intelligent sort. How do I know that? Well, they joined THIS site didn`t they? Welcome aboard...

1. ajwillsnet in Victoria, British Columbia,
2. ExhaustedSpark in Springdale, Washington, and
3. rbrt.mcgee1@gma in Honolulu, Hawaii.

You boys just throw your saddles over the corral fence and join us `round the campfire for hot brown Arbuckle`s gargle! Nice to have you here wranglers. Yeee Hawww!

Best Wishes,
Chuckwagon

Chuckwagon · Post by **Chuckwagon** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 09:32

Wow what a day! Six new members on 11/29. One was a "spammer" so she "got the boot".
We also welcome mattm6510 in Texas. Hey Matt... don`t be afraid to try something new. Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic! Nice to have you with us Matt.

Best Wishes,
Chuckwagon

Chuckwagon · Post by **Chuckwagon** » Fri Dec 02, 2011 00:57

Howdy, nuynai in Buffalo, New York, and welcome to Wedliny Domowe, the best internet site in the universe! Hey nuynai, here`s some saddlebum`s western wisdom: Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Welcome aboard nuynai.

Best Wishes,
Chuckwagon

Chuckwagon · Post by **Chuckwagon** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 05:05

Welcome aboard zjarhead. Do you realize that 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot? Incredible eh? We`re glad to have you with us zjarhead. Are you a Red Wolves fan?

Best Wishes,
Chuckwagon

Chuckwagon · Post by **Chuckwagon** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 01:37

Wow! Four new members! We`re growing like a weed. Welcome aboard to perrywannamaker in Bancroft, Ontario, Finley52 in London, England, surlyblur in Jiangsu, China, and zockie in Melbourne, Australia. Goodness, talk about membership from everywhere on earth! We`re glad to have you folks with us. Maybe one of you new folks can answer a question for me. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them?

Why don't they just put their pictures on postage stamps so mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail? Again, welcome aboard gentlemen!

Best Wishes,
Chuckwagon

Chuckwagon · Post by **Chuckwagon** » Sat Dec 10, 2011 04:12

Welcome aboard Edward01 in LaVergne, Tennessee. Hey Edward, I`ve got a question for you. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car is not called a racist? And... if lawyers are disbarred and clergymen are defrocked, then are electricians delighted? And what about musicians... are they denoted? Are cowboys deranged? Models deposed? Tree surgeons debarked? And are dry cleaners depressed?
Edward, it`s nice to have you with us on Wedliny Domowe, the greatest website in the world!

Best Wishes,
Chuckwagon

Chuckwagon · Post by **Chuckwagon** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 09:57

Howdy, new members! Have you ever noticed that laughing is great exercise? Yup, it`s sort of like jogging on the inside! Welcome aboard...
rmb823 in Allentown (is that Pennsylvania or New Jersey?)
midnight1957 in Elgin, S.C.
nemet_hentes in Hungary
Jt in Indiana
circlecross in Oklahoma

It`s nice to have you folks `round our campfire! Throw on an extra log and make yourselves at home.

Best Wishes,
Chuckwagon

Chuckwagon · Post by **Chuckwagon** » Tue Dec 13, 2011 07:31

Welcome aboard Paulski in Sonoma County, California. Paulski, do you realize that you have more than 7.4 million tourists visit your county each year? Yup, and they spend more than $1 billion dollars. Now that`s a tourist trade!

Hmmm... I wonder who`s making sausage for all those folks! Nice to have you with us Paulski. Make yourself at home.

Best Wishes,
Chuckwagon